home. puking in laundry basket.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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