im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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