I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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