Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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