Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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