Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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