his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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