I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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