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(617): View more from Massachusetts

OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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(231): View more from Michigan

i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?

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(727): View more from Florida

we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to

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(716): View more from New York

I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship

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