My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.