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  i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.

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  well..are you winning?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i should start naming my morning wood

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  great idea but wrong number

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

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  I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face

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• (805): View more from California

  I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom

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