New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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