just come out here and I will go home with you...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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