are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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