I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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