Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
it's like iHOP with fire
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
