i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
BRING THE BAGELS
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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