wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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