is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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