He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I think we might need a safe word for this...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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