Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
