Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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