i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
home. puking in laundry basket.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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