just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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