well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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