I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
