i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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