The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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