How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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