You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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