I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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