My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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