You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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