a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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