Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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