So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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