i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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