I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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