It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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