Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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