I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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