When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
worst night to have a conscience
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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