so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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