Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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