I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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