sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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