I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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