I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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