I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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