I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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