Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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