wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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