and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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