Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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