Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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