Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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