Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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