Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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I need you to use more vowels.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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